(to the tune of “High Hopes”, Frank Sinatra, 1959)
Just what makes that little old map
Think it can get us out of this trap
Anyone knows a map falls flat
To get us out of this trap
But it’s got high tech, it’s got high tech
It’s got high satellites in the sky tech
So any time you’re feelin’ lost
Spring the extra cost
And just remember that map
(The map with the built in software for remote sensing, land surveying, aerial photography, mathematics and geography!)
Oops there goes another little ol’
Oops there goes another little ol’
Oops there goes another little ol’ trap
Once there was a silly old spot
To travel there was such a long shot
No one could find that spot, for squat
Not by foot or flight or yacht
But we’ve got high tech, we’ve got high tech
We’ve got high satellites in the sky tech
So any time you’re feelin’ stressed
May I just suggest
Get yourself a GPS
(That integrates stores, edits, analyzes, shares and displays geographic information.)
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